If He Were Here

If he were here I would send him flying, down into the stormy sea below.

If he were here he's have no luck trying, for sure I'd show Pan swiftly where to go.

If he were here I would slice and dice him, once or twice in guts and gore

If he were here we would not restrain ourselves in showing Peter Pan our pirate's law.

Kill him says I, for he's surely trouble, I'd snap and bend him double down to hell.

Ooo Argh, say I, break him down to rubble, let's hear him beg for help from tinker bell.

I'd string him up hang him out to slaughter, for he had ought to be out done.

If he were here we would not restrain ourselves in showing Peter Pan our pirate gun!

String him up! Throw him over board,

End his life in misery.

Don't give up, fight him with your sword,

And let him bathe beneath the sea!

Dance Break

If he were here we would make him grovel, just watch him try to get away from us.

You'd see the ship start to shake and wobble, for panicked Pete is not so very tough.

Come on then Pan show us what you're made of, for we're afraid of no lost boy.

If he were here we would end our enemy and celebrate with jubilance and joy,

By killing off this little boy,

Dear Peter Pan we will destroy,

For each of us he does annoy,

And all our weapons we'll deploy...

...So say goodbye to this lost boy!

This song is half way through the Peter Pan scene and I think it is fantastic. I can see the children loving it because it requires so much energy and there are so many tricks that we are doing and can do. It's a very energetic and impressive song which I think our young audience will adore. The harmonies sound great so far and I can't wait to get it onstage with the costume and props. The dance break fits in perfectly and compliments the song and the scene fantastically. I feel like this will be the most popular song/scene because everyone love Peter Pan and I think this number does it justice.